Worst of Romance
markrosewater:

"Tales from the Pit" #660

markrosewater:

"Tales from the Pit" #660

HEY, ANGRY HALF OF TUMBLR.

chloedykstra:

ARE YOU SO ANGRY ABOUT SYFY’S NEW SHOW HEROES OF COSPLAY?

ARE YOU SO MAD YOU CAN’T NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPS?

DO YOU EVEN PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON? BECAUSE I JUST HOLD THE SHIFT KEY AND SOMETIMES I WONDER IF I’M DOING THINGS THE HARD WAY.

Look, guys, here’s your chance.

At 4pm PST on Tuesday, the 20th of August, I will be doing an AMA on Reddit. Some of my wonderful castmates will be helping me out.

SO COME BE ANGRY TO OUR INTERNET FACES.

Or be nice. We like nice people too.

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frankocean:

django was ill without it. 

…The Sweeter the Pushin!

…The Sweeter the Pushin!

fyffest:

HERE IT IS FOLKS!  the 2 Day Line up.  Also just announced are the additions of the Faint & Glass Candy.  Reblog this with the Hash Tag “FYF FEST” and you might find yourself the lucky recipient of a pair of Weekend Passes.  Get Ready to get your dancing shoes dusty!  Help spread the word!

fyffest:

HERE IT IS FOLKS!  the 2 Day Line up.  Also just announced are the additions of the Faint & Glass Candy.  Reblog this with the Hash Tag “FYF FEST” and you might find yourself the lucky recipient of a pair of Weekend Passes.  Get Ready to get your dancing shoes dusty!  Help spread the word!

But I’m not a rapper

fyffest:

We are very excited to announce Nicolas Jaar, David Cross and the full comedy line up to FYF Fest. 
Reblog this image for a chance to win a pair of tickets to the festival. 2 winners will be picked tomorrow at 3:00pm

fyffest:

We are very excited to announce Nicolas Jaar, David Cross and the full comedy line up to FYF Fest.

Reblog this image for a chance to win a pair of tickets to the festival. 2 winners will be picked tomorrow at 3:00pm

hansansgar:

“I’m good with that.”
source: vintagesleaze.com

I’m not sure the tagline means what they think it means. She’s “killable”? As in, “able to be killed”?

hansansgar:

“I’m good with that.”

source: vintagesleaze.com

I’m not sure the tagline means what they think it means. She’s “killable”? As in, “able to be killed”?

Should I review “Fifty Shades of Grey”?

I know I’m not done with Cowboy Commando (I’ll start the second half once school is out in two weeks) but I’m tempted to read and review this inexplicable bestseller that I’ve heard is more poorly written than a Harlequin book. Check out some of these amazon quotes!

"Take Stephenie Meyer’s ham-handed, awkward writing and turn down the "quality" dial about four - maybe five - notches." - GadgetChick

"This has to be the most appallingly atrocious writing I’ve ever seen in a major release." - DS from LA

"I have the opinion that you need to be able to refer to your vagina as something more erotic than ‘down there’ before you can pull off a significant hotness rating." - RiverinaRomantics

What do you guys think? Should I read and review “Fifty Shades of Grey?”

A stallion in that he’s hung like a horse. And she rides him around all day.

A stallion in that he’s hung like a horse. And she rides him around all day.

If only someone else hadn’t gotten to the library’s copy of “Sex For Dummies” first!

badromancenovelquotesandcovers:

“‘A-aren’t you supposed to move?’ She certainly wasn’t an expert, but she’d seen enough romantic movies to get the general idea.”

Double Dare — Rhonda Nelson

Seems to me like you’re the expert, Mark!

"You’re a prince, dammit! You’re expected to be in a crappy romance novel and marry a poor common girl! It’s your royal duty!"
Princes in romance novels never get to marry the princess.

"You’re a prince, dammit! You’re expected to be in a crappy romance novel and marry a poor common girl! It’s your royal duty!"

Princes in romance novels never get to marry the princess.

How to Dance With a Duke:
Step 1: Lie on top of him awkwardly
Step 2: Put your face near his crotch
Step 3: GRIIIYYIINNDD!

How to Dance With a Duke:

Step 1: Lie on top of him awkwardly

Step 2: Put your face near his crotch

Step 3: GRIIIYYIINNDD!

Original title of “Bondage Baby Party” was rejected as “too subtle”

Original title of “Bondage Baby Party” was rejected as “too subtle”

Surprise swamp sex!

Surprise swamp sex!